"Oh Great One," Doug gushed, "Thank you for teaching me to throw the ball forward."
"I am mesmerized by your glowing belt and it distracts me," Doug said to Emily, "so please accept this green orb as a sign of my immense fear of kimchi and fencebuilding."
"I will never be a game show host at this rate," Doug brooded.
"Look at this bowling alley, filled with fabulous prizes!" Doug exclaimed."Um, dude... you'd better stick to bowling, " Ernest suggested.
Angrily, Doug ran to the electronic mountains, where he found comfort in the many barricades and trees he body-slammed himself into. Revenge, thy name is Alpine Surfer!The End.